I am in misery.
For when I am in misery
The poem ceases to be
Words crafted and chiseled
From abstracted thought.
The poem begins to be me.
August 31, 2000
4.41 pm, Thursday
Survey says…
August 31, 2007Music and Me by Michael Jackson*
(Inhale.)
No more regrets!
It has no place here -
anymore,
it shall hide its
treacherous face
behind a volley of smoke.
(Exhale.)
Here, then, is a guilt-free
smoke.
Title: Smoke Again Bohemian 2
Date: September 26, 1995
Not yet.. i mean, i have promised a couple of topics here since August but i would need more time to write those. Anyway, here are random thoughts!
Celee, a colleague, also a Team Manager, said she has a friend who owns a Mini Stop franchise and that when her friend was checking the top selling items in the store, this is what came out as a result:
1. Condoms
2. Lozenges
3. Feminine wash
Based on these items, we can surmise these things.
24 hour shops attract certain people, or better yet, they were designed to meet the needs of call center agents since they work mostly on graveyard shifts. That being said we can conclude certain things, like:
A. Call center agents are very sexually active. Raging hormones! Thus the condom.
B. Women in call centers are very hygienic. Hence, the feminine wash!
C. Gay call center agents are getting all tired with their "oral" activities, thus the lozenges. They, too, are sexually active.
OK, other random things. But these are actually materials for my other blogs. Call bloopers, actually. In my new account, the caller said, "Am i speaking to the pharmacist?" and lo and behold, the other party said, who we suspect is a Filipina, "No, you're speaking to Teresa." **
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* My favorite song right now!
**Again, the explanation will come later on how this happened. For now got to really get some sleep!
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this is funny.
Posted by grace at October 22, 2007, 2:56 pm