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songs from a
sarcastic belly

No more poems today,
I am in misery.
For when I am in misery
The poem ceases to be
Words crafted and chiseled
From abstracted thought.
The poem begins to be me.

August 31, 2000
4.41 pm, Thursday

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August 31, 2007

Music and Me by Michael Jackson* 

 

(Inhale.) 

No more regrets!
It has no place here -
anymore,
it shall hide its
treacherous face
behind a volley of smoke.

(Exhale.)

Here, then, is a guilt-free
smoke.

Title: Smoke Again Bohemian 2
Date: September 26, 1995

Not yet.. i mean, i have promised a couple of topics here since August but i would need more time to write those. Anyway, here are random thoughts!

Celee, a colleague, also a Team Manager, said she has a friend who owns a Mini Stop franchise and that when her friend was checking the top selling items in the store, this is what came out as a result:

1. Condoms
2. Lozenges
3.
Feminine wash

Based on these items, we can surmise these things.

24 hour shops attract certain people, or better yet, they were designed to meet the needs of call center agents since they work mostly on graveyard shifts. That being said we can conclude certain things, like:

A. Call center agents are very sexually active. Raging hormones! Thus the condom.

B. Women in call centers are very hygienic. Hence, the feminine wash!

C. Gay call center agents are getting all tired with their "oral" activities, thus the lozenges. They, too, are sexually active. 

OK, other random things. But these are actually materials for my other blogs. Call bloopers, actually. In my new account, the caller said, "Am i speaking to the pharmacist?" and lo and behold, the other party said, who we suspect is a Filipina, "No, you're speaking to Teresa." **

____________

* My favorite song right now!

**Again, the explanation will come later on how this happened. For now got to really get some sleep!

 

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this is funny. :D

Posted by grace at October 22, 2007, 2:56 pm

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Huu! Patay si boybastos! Lagot sya sa kay senadora! Heto mayron naman text version ng Boybastos, spread nyo na lang! I know you will like it! Have a great time! Exchange link tayo para masaya~!!

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Come and visit our place and join our community, lets xlink if possible. tnx. Have a nice weekend.

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Kwen2han tayo, daan ka din sa blog ko, at kung pwede xlink para masaya, salamat!

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hi, yannick! linked youup :) nice blog!

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hey poet, no poem today? cool blogs you got, visit mine too! cheers!

ROY:

i linked you lalready, tnx

cris:

hey there… tnx for dropping by and linking me…. will link you as well.. nice belly you got there… hahahha

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Yannick, NICE BLOG! just passing by, try to see my eyes, you may link if if possible (xchange link?) tnx.

grekko:

hi! tnx for reading my poem, im a newbie here.. too bad im at work today cant read ur poems but i will steal the company’s time to absorb ur thoughts hehehe.. tc!

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blogdrop!!! goodluck on your block! :)

liz:

heeey! sorry for the late reply. just click the forum on the upper left corner of your page, introduce yourself at the “meet and greet” thread and someone’s sure to welcome you. see you there!

liz:

hey! welcome to i.ph. sali ka sa forums ha so the community can meet you. by the way, i love the title. ;)

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